Labour day strike: Pay raise issue(18SX)

Amaran: Memorandum ini mungkin menjadi offence kepada sesetengah pembaca.
Tetapi tuntutan yg KPSD kemukakan adalah penting untuk mereka.Harap maklum.

Semasa Hari Pekerja yang lalu *KPSD lelah melakukan
piket untuk memohon Pay Raise.Berikut adalah memorandum
mereka yang diserahkan kepada pihak Management.
*KPSD: Kesatuan penis Sedunia.

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical hard labor

I work at great depths 

I plunge head first into everything I do

I do not get off days or public holidays

I am on 24hrs standby / 365days

I work in a damp environment with occasional foul smell

I don't get paid overtime

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I need to work in various environment conditions and
temperatures

My work exposes me to contagious diseases which carries
a very high risk of death

Reply from management:

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your
request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work period

You do not always follow the orders of the management
team

You do not stay faithful in your allocated workplace,
and often visit other areas

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing

You'll retire well before reaching 65

You're unable to work double shifts

You sometimes leave before you have completed the day's
work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.



Sincerely,

The Management

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