Thursday, October 25, 2007

ohhh...SHIT!!

Mr Gagak and the lamp post
(Mahkota Parade Melaka Nov 2006)
foto by tokasid


This came in today from a friend. Since I'm still in a semi-euphoric state I'd like to share some SHIT with everyone.


Memo to all Employees:


In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) .

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.


Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) ..


Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).


Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) ..


For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) . This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T


If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T )..


Thank you for your time. !

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T ).

Disclaimer: This has got nothing to do with Datok Dr Shahnon Ahmad the writer for SHIT the book.


Kandungan posting mungkin ada kena mengena atau tidak dengan makhluk yang hidup atau yang telah tiada.Kalau sapa-sapa terasa nak buat macamana kan. Sapa makan cabai melaka dia pedaih laa

12 comments:

cakapaje said...

Salam Doc,

Hehe...could that Mr. Gagak actually be the D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T?

But in all honesty, this joke - if it is that - runs close to 'Dilbert' comic strip in Star IT section.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Send this to the PM he is the Holy Employer At Department or H.E.A.D.S.H.I.T.

mokk said...

Salam Mamat..

eh eh eh eh...banyaknya shit...

Zabs said...

Salam TA,
The training is conducted in this College of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING HANDLING OF ULTRA SPECIAL EQUIPMENT (S.H.I.T.H.O.U.S.E)kot?

tokasid said...

Shah Cakapaje:

Yeah,come to think of it you might be right bro! Mr Gagak the DUMBSHIT.

Now about Dilbert, I never really read the strip but browse thro' I did. Maybe its time for me to stop and read Dilbert. Thank you bro.

tokasid said...

Che'gu:

Now..that is something brilliant. Holy Employer. Holy since he is the Imam Hadhari ke?

But,we really have a lot of SHIT in Malaysia.

tokasid said...

Mamat:

memang banyak shit mamat.Apa lagi election dah dekat...lagi lah banyak shit yang timbul

tokasid said...

Pak zabs:

You and Che'gu can be our acronym guru, boleh tak?

Mior Azhar said...

Suddenly ... Malaysia is full of SHIT. Yeah, you are right,Doc.. Election Coming! Election Coming! Election Coming!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

docTA,

what a piece of crap. no way i'm giving this entry a miss. not by a long turd.looks rather stinky but thoroughly enjoyed this shitty post. hahaha...

tokasid said...

Pak mior:

yes,when GE is approaching..you can smell SHIT miles away.

tokasid said...

Kerp:

glad you like this entry.
I guess you are the SHIT expert ,right!