Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Interlink: Rayuan bantuan buat seorang sahabat



Manusia...sering di uji.Tapi percaya lah,sering kali ujian yg datang memang boleh kita hadapi walaupun pada mula nya kita merasakan ia nya amat mustahil untuk kita tempuh.

Aku punya seorang sahabat. Sahabat yg aku kenali sejak mula berblog dulu. Aku sering kagum dan kaget dgn enteri enteri beliau.Ringkas tapi padat.Sinikal dan pedas.

Itu lah Kerp .

Aku semakin rapat dengan nya( dan rakan2 lain). Kerp bukan seperti kau dan aku. Dia insan istimewa.Dia seorang OKU tetapi tidak pernah merintih akan keadaan fizikal nya.Tak pernah menyesal dgn ujian yg menimpa diri nya. Sentiasa redha dgn apa yg di hadapi.

Mungkin ada keresahan tapi tiada penyesalan.Memang cukup tabah insan yang seorang ini.

Seperti kau dan aku, Kerp juga punya perasaan. Termasuk cinta. Dan siapa yang berani kata orang OKU tiada hak untuk bercinta ! Katalah dan biar aku tonyoh cili padi 3 kiligram ke mulut celupar mu. Dan sebagaimana orang yang otak nya waras,Kerp mempunyai seorang buah hati yang bagi aku,MasyaALLAH. Molee Kamal nama nya. Dan aku begitu kagum dengan wanita kecil mongel ini.Ikhlas aku kata kan. Mengapa kagum ya?

Bagaimana tidak kagum kawan. kekasihnya seorang OKU yang berkerusi roda. Dan dia,Molee Kamal boleh berjalan berlari melompat seperti kau dan aku. tapi cinta kawan...CINTA tidak mengenal rupa warna sihat sakit kawan ku. Cinta mereka termetrai selama 11 tahun.Pelbagai dugaan.pelbagai fitnah di lempar.Pelbagai cemuhan di sajikan kepada mereka terutama kepada Kerp.

Surat layang, email layang, SMS layang segala penjuru. Tujuan: untuk memisahkan mereka, kerana ada orang merasakan mereka tidak sepadan.Merasakan kerp tak bisa membahagiakan Molee.

Namun, cinta ikhlas tidak bisa di rungkai sesiapa.ALLAH perjodohkan mereka. Saat paling bahagia dalam hidup mereka saat itu. Tsunami cinta mereka redah bersama. Gempita kasih mereka hadap bersama.

dan pada hari persandingan mereka, aku lihat sahabat ku,malah aku anggap adik aku, Kerp, amat bahagia sekali. Sambil isteri tercinta menolak kerusi roda utk bertemu tetamu dan sanak keluarga.Alhamdulillah.

Beberapa bulan lalu, ak di kejutkan dengan berita gempar. Meragut perasaan ku. Dan aku tahu aku tak bisa terbayang apa yang Molee dan Kerp sedang rasakan.
Satu panggilan telefon: Doc, can I talk to you sekejap? Itu kata kata Kerp.
Yeah, sure bro. Anything wrong?

Dan baru ku tahu, Molee sedang kesakitan dan di dapati buah pinggang nya membengkak dan harus di bedah segera.Aku cuba tenangkan Kerp dan seperti biasa memang Kerp seorang yang tabah.Ada yang Kerp mahu ialah penerangan tentang kemungkinan penyakit isteri tersayang . dan dia selesa dengan aku untuk hal2 ini.

Selang beberapa hari, kerp memberitahu bahawa ketumbuhan itu adalah kanser buah pinggang dan menurut pakar bedah,seluruh kanser telah di buang.Tak perlu kemoterapi....ketika itu.

Minggu lalu,aku tak sempat menjawab panggilan Kerp petang itu.Lalu sekitar jam 10 malam, aku dail nombor Kerp. Selepas sedikit basa basi, aku mahu tahu apa itu Lytic lesion? Tanya aku: lytic lesion di mana?

Di sebelah kanan spine L2 doc!
Oh!Kerp, ini tentang Molee ke....aku mahu kepastian.
Yes bro...its Molee.

Aku terangkan apa makna lytic lesion dan apa kemungkinan2 nya dan jelaskan itulah sebab Molee tiba tiba terasa sakit di paha kanan nya.Lalu aku minta Kerp SMS kan keputsan CT sacn yg di buat siang nya,agar aku boleh tanya pendapat sahabatku seorang pakar ortopedik( terima kasih Dr Yazid Hj Din, Ketua jabatan Ortopedik Hospital Kangar,Perlis).

Esoknya,Kerp beritahu aku bahawa tak perlu di biopsikan lesion itu dan Molee harus menjalani rawatan radioterapi...kerana sudah sah kanser tersebut telah menular.

Remuk hati mendengar suara berita itu dari Kerp.Aku tahu hati Kerp gawat dan celaru dan bimbangkan keselamatan Molee.Dan aku yakin, ujian hebat dan perit ini mengukuhkan cinta dan sayang Kerp pada Molee.

Kawan, kalian tentu pernah dengar kisah cinta Romeo dan Juliet. Tentang Laila dan Majnun nya. Dan tentang ribuan lagi cinta cinta yang hebat. Tapi bagi aku;Cinta Kerp kepada Molee yang terhebat.Dan paling hebat juga dugaan yang mereka tempuhi.

Kawan, selesai sudah cerita tentang mereka.
Kini aku ingain merayu kawan. Iya...merayu.Jika kamu mahu aku boleh melutut di depan mu.

Pasangan cinta hebat ini memerlukan bantuan kita. Bukan untuk berbulan madu.Tapi untk kos merawat Molee.

Sebagai permulaan,Bloghousemalaysia telah menyumbangkan sebanyak RM 10 ribu. Alhamdulillah.
Jika kalian mahu memberi sumbangan boleh di lakukan ke Akaun MAYBANK - acc No1642 5846 2732 AHMAD DANIEL SHAH B SHARANI.

Jika melalui maybank2u internet banking, masukkan email ini bloghousemalaysia@gmail.com di bahagian e-mail penerima.

Dermalah sebagai amal jariah.derma lah atas dasar menolong insan yang di uji dengan musibah.

Terima kasih kerana sudi meluangkan masa membaca rayuan aku.


And my 'family' members Elviza and E Acciacaturra too made this appeal for Kerp and Molee.


Monday, April 11, 2011

Interlok: Don't unlock the interlock


I just finished reading Interlok about an hour ago.





1- I find the novel interesting and if we minus certain t
hings like the insulting word, the book tells us a reflection of what the country was during those era. There is similarities of what he wrote with the stories I heard from my grandparents and my parents. I had the opportunity of living in a similar setting in Kedah back in the late 60s and early 70s with a similar setting like in this novel. There were 2 Chinese sundry shops and our village was surrounded by several rubber estates.Several cousins worked and lived the the estate quarters with their Tamil neighbours. Malay folks bought( actually hutang,with several buku 555 ) from these Chinese traders,sold their rubber and rubber scraps and occasionally padi to these Chinese towkays.And some did lost their land and padi fields like the character Musa.

During those times it was common to hear the Malay elders mentioned the insulting word Pariah when talking about certain Tamil person who were always drunk on samsu(there was a toddy producing area at Sg Batu and Tupah near Merbok back then, with a govt toddy shop nearby)Those not badly drunk were not called pariah.I didn't understand what that word meant. Some Malays said it meant bad character or drunkard.Some say it was one of the caste.There are some elders who scolded kids who mentioned the word. The word became common in our village to describe bad characters not only to the Indians but the Malays too.


2- Back in the early to late 60s, I think it was common usage of the insulting word in many Malay villages surrounding large rubber estates, with many Malays not knowing the word is insulting their Indian neighbours and friends.And during those times many Malays(and Indians and Chinese too) tend to mixed among themselves and if they moved to the city mixed with the fellow state mates.Their contacts were basically for commercial purposes.

3-Most kids go to venucular schools. Those staying near a town might go to an English school where they have the oppourtunity to mixed with different races. I was fortunate that I and my siblngs went to these type of schools and made lots of friends from different races.And that was during the May 13th episode!

4-Later on the English medium schools were abolished and converted into Sekolah Kebangsaan.And the same time the venecular schools were maintained. In areas where there are no venucular schools the Indians and Chinese sends their chldren to the sekolah kebangsaan.If there are venucular schools they prefer to enrolled their kids into the SJK Tamil or SJK Cina( now there are a number of Malay kids in SJK Cina).

I understand the importance of these venucular schools to the Chinese and Indians, but in a way it prevents our children to mixed together at an early age.
Many will only start their 'muhibbah' in secondary school at 13 years of age. Many only know about their race and the prejudices their community had towards the other races.
This does not confined to the Malays but also to the Indians and Chinese. It is common knowledge that the Malays think that the Indians are rowdy and drunkards and the Chinese are cheaters. The Indans and the Chinese think that the Malays are a lazy lot who likes to 'enjoy' and 'lepak di kedai kopi',are drug addicts and dependent to govt hand outs. Each and every race think they are better than the other!

With these already instilled in their mind subconciously, do we think most will accept the other readily? Superficially we see our kids have no problems with each other.Thats right,just superficially. Look in the school canteens. You will see these kidsin groups of Malays ,Indians and Chinese.Look at the school padang.Who plays football there?Look at the basketball and badminton courts. Look at the hockey field.

5-And our politicians too played their roles in these unapparent segregation ( I call it unlocking interlok).Yes in the mainstream media its all for intergration.All for muhibbah.But what do they say when they are among their own races? What do they say about the other races?

6-Time changed. People changed.Sensivities changed.But attitude is difficult to changed. That is a challeged for all of us. We need to change aour attitude towards others IF we want to be bangsa Malaysia.We need to re-Interlok.

7-Interlok is a good novel.But we must understand certain words and phrases need to be change because 1967 is different from 2011.Words that people dont take offence in the 60s and offensive now.Wemust respect their feelings if we want to Interlock again.

If our forefathers can interlock, why can't we? We don't need to unlock the interlock.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Chua Soi Lek-moral indicator



I haven't written anything here for a very long time. I was ill.
I got infected with a virulent disease called Facebookitis. I am not alone. Almost 50% Malaysian got infected too. And if you want to consider the whole globe....most likely it'll be billions having Facebookitis.

I came back to this page because of a person. A very well known and powerful person in the country.A former Minister and currently is the president of a major component party in the ruling govt.

He is no shy to controversies if you dare to dig it out from his semi closed closet.

What made me upset was a small comment he made to an opposition candidate who happened to be a Muslim lady practising her religious adab(conduct) by not shaking hands with men(not only non-Muslim men) while her hands were NOT COVERED. She did shook hands with men when she wore a pair of gloves.

But, this annoying powerful man just can't let it be. When the lady( Cikgu Normala) explained why she did not shake hands was due to her religious faith,Dr Chua Soil Lek mocks her with this:

"So what is so great about that? That is your religious value which I don't know. How am I to know about the religious values when I'm not practising that religion? I have the right to say that it's basic manners to shake hands with people. That's my values. Understand? You also must value my value, which is good manners, which includes shaking hands."


And, she did shook hands when she wore the gloves.

Talking about good values and good manners, well Dr Chua Soi Lek , I personally think you are not the right person to talk about it. You know what I mean, right.
Wasn't it you that was involved in the famously infamous video in Muar few years back. Some video about the physiology of reproductions in anatomical practicalities.

Was it good values and good manners that you cheated on your wife and commited adultery which was filmed(okay not by you)?

Please, just answer my insignificant question.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Segumpal tanah akhir zaman

Segumpal tanah akhir zaman



aku cuma dari segumpal tanah

dan pancaran titisan hina dina

namun bongkak melangit

menginjak memijak asal ku

tanpa peduli apa sekali




ah persetan apa kata orang

ah periblis apa kata orang

mereka juga asal seperti ku

mereka juga topengan setan iblis seperti aku




Maha Pencipta sudah wahyukan

aku dan kita khalifah bumi ini

ayuh kita perlaku sewenang wenang

apa peduli orang lain

ini pemberian Maha Pencipta pada aku kita

bukan pada sang Nur yang akur

bukan pada sang Api yang membantah




Sang Api begitu cinta aku kita

Sang Api begitu kasih begitu sayang

Sang Api bisikan nya berapi hawa

Sang Api hembusnya syahwat

Sang Api rengeknya alpa

Sang Api ilhamnya nikmat




Naskah itu sudah lama aku pinggirkan

sudah lusuh balut bungkus

tiada gentar lagi mendengar amarannya

namun terhibur dengan alunan dari isi nya




Kata Sang Api pada aku kita

Naskah itu kuno tiada maju nya

naskah itu belit bebas mu

naskah itu hanya ugut aku kita

dan kita percaya pada Sang Api




Dan aku lhat sekeliling ku

turunan gumpal tanah titis hina dina

makin berbapakan Sang Api

berlakikan sang Api

berbinikan sang Api

bertuhankan Sang Api




Mari ikut wahyu Sang Api

mari bontoti fatwa sang Api

ayuh kalian zinalah

ayuh kalian adu nasiblah

ayuh tonggoklah air kencing sang api

ayuh buang anak pada sang anjing

ayuh makan daging saudara kamu

ayuh rasuah semahu kamu

ayuh makan harta si yatim yang bingung

ayuh maki hamun ibu ayah kamu

ayuh rampok saja harta rakyat




Mari ingat pesan Sang Api

apa guna kamu solat

apa untung kamu berpuasa

ngapa membazir utk ke Makkah

beratkan diri dari sedekah


Hei aku kamu

kan di Naskah lusuh sudah berjanji

pintu taubat masih terbuka

Maha Pencipta tak pernah mungkir

Pembawa Khabar tak pernah berbohong




Ayuh kita ikut Sang Api

kita taubat saja kemudian

dan sang Api menggosok belakang aku kita

kata nya ya aku kamu akan sempat bertaubat

itu aku janji kata sang Api

sambil menoleh tersenyum dan mengenyit sebelah mata nya.


tokasid

duriantunggal

10ogos2010

@5.00pm

Monday, July 19, 2010

Al-Fatihah.

Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi roji'un.

Dapat berita pagi tadi,SMS dari Saiful Mambang Hijau, memberitahu isteri kesayangan beliau

Dalilah Tamrin aka Raden Galoh , telah pulang ke Rahmatullah jam 8,50 pagi tadi, 19 July 2010.

Arwah meninggal di HKL.
Cancer stage 4.
Kita semua tahu Dalilah telah beberapa tahun bertarung dengan kanser payudara.Baca lah entri entri blog beliau anda akan tahu.

Takziah untuk Saiful dan kedua dua anak comel mereka.
Semoga ALLAh ampunkan arwah dan tempatkan beliau bersama sama hamba hamba NYA yg solehin dan di Rahmati NYA.
Ameen.

Che'gu KTN ada nukil di sini dan Elviza di sini .

Hari ini juga genap lah setahun seorang lagi rakan blogger pergi meninggalkan kita iaitu Capt Yusof. Mat Salo ceritakan di sini.

Al Fatihah to both Dalilah andCapt Yusof.

We will miss both of you.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Siapa lebih ong?

Gelora MCA semakin kalut. Kalut serba serbi.Kalut semua orang.Kalut di akhbar.Kalut kepada kingmakers. PM pun jadi kalut. Kita yang ikut dari jauh pun tercalit kekalutannya.

Setakat hari ini kita tak tahu siapa kah yang lebih ong antara dua Ong. Ong x-presiden atau Ong present presiden.

Di tepi gelanggang ramai sudah menempah tiket kelas 1. Sudah siap dgn gendang dan trumpet. Sudah bersedia mahu melihat pertarungan Ong lawan Ong.

Siapa bakal menang? Mungkin kedua dua Ong akan cedera parah dan MCA di masuk ke ICU. Mungkinkah pemenangnya Chua atau Liow?

Kita tunggu dan lihat .

Sunday, November 22, 2009

I remember when...: I turned from boy to man

On the 15 November 2009 an article came out in New Sunday Times.On page 15 to be precise.
It was taken from one of this blog's entry ; part 8 of the Terkenang semasa dulu series. It was about my experience undergoing the circumcision rituals back in 1972 in a remote village in Kedah.

It all started when En Arman from the NST desk e mail me through my FB inbox, asking if I can please translate my entry into English. I didn't ask him about any date line and I took my own sweet time to do it.

On the 13th November, Arman e-mailed me again,telling me he had done the translation coz they want it published on the 15th November. I knew Arman had his own column about Motoring in New Sunday Time€s and I just know he can translate it better then me. I was right, when the piece came out it was much better than I could have done. Thank you Arman.

Here are the links to my original entry and the one published in New Sunday Times.

I remember when...: I turned from boy to man

2009/11/15

DR ZULHISHAM GHAZALI

CIRCUMCISION is a rite of passage for boys in the kampung. DR ZULHISHAM GHAZALI recalls the day he faced the Tok Mudin

IT was November 1972, exactly 37 years ago during the year-end school holidays.

Our father came home one day and told us we would be going back to our hometown the next day, and with that I began my journey to becoming a man.

I had always loved going back to the kampung to meet our grandmother, Tok Chah, and the cousins.

We could play amongst the rubber trees and help our aunt, Mak Andak, tap rubber, or go to our grandmother's padi field.

We could climb manggis (mangosteen) trees and swim in the tandop (water locks). There were so many things to do. But this time, our father also had something planned for me.

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We took a taxi from our Taiping home the next day for Kg Bujang. The first night in Kg Bujang, mother told me.

"Lusa hang masuk jawi tau! (You are going to be circumcised the day after next)."

I nodded in agreement. I often heard stories about how people masuk jawi but I didn't know what it was all about.

"Bapak! Masuk jawi tu lagu mana bapak? (Dad, how were you circumcised?)" I asked father.

"When you masuk jawi that means becoming a big person... we Muslims must masuk jawi," he said.

"Depa buat lagu mana bapak?Ada kawan cek kata depa kerat kote kita.Ya ka bapak?"

(How do they do it, father? My friend said that they cut our penis. Is it true, father?)

"Nah... the Tok Mudin will just cut a bit of skin of the front of your penis," father reassured me.

"Does it hurt?"


"Just a bit. Just for a while... then everything will be fine."

Dr Zulhisham Ghazali as a 5-year-old and as he is now
Dr Zulhisham Ghazali as a 5-year-old and as he is now

I nodded slowly. But in my mind, all sorts of thoughts went racing by.

They were going to cut it? A lot of it or just a bit? What would they use? A knife? Parang? Scissors?

I started feeling a bit scared. What if I cried and embarrassed myself in front of the kampung folk?

My uncle Pak Tam smiled at me, displaying a row of white teeth against his dark skin. Pak Tam was a soldier, just like my father. He had just come back from serving in the Congo.

"You are in for it Sham," he said with a smirk.

"I'm going to ask the Tok Mudin to cut the whole thing off and throw it to the chickens to be eaten," he said.

"I'm not scared Pak Tam," I retorted.

"My friend already masuk jawi and he said they don't cut the whole thing off... you are trying to scare me, aren't you?"

Pak Tam let out a huge guffaw, slapping his thighs. My other older relatives burst out laughing as well.

Later, my aunt, Mak Cik Jah, and uncle Hashim arrived from Alor Star, my two cousins in tow. Grandfather's house became noisier with children playing all over the yard.

On the third day, mother woke me up early in the morning. Father, Pak Tam and Uncle Hashim were having coffee and kuih.

They asked me to take a bath at the well outside. It was bone-chillingly cold.

At 8am, Tok Chah's entourage stepped out. All the girls were left behind. We headed to the house of Tok Ngah Arop, Tok Chah's brother.

The ceremony would be held there because three of his grandsons would be circumcised.

There were a lot of people there. There were three sheds with wooden floors to serve food to the visitors. It would also be used for the berzanji and marhaban readings.

Beside the house was the gedohoak (cooking tent) and I saw rubber wood fires burning. White rice was being cooked and I saw villagers cutting up beef and mutton for the kenduri.

The khatan ceremony was often as grand as a wedding ceremony. The women would be in the kitchen sorting out the cakes given by the neighbours.

The whole place smelled of home-brewed coffee made from freshly roasted coffee beans.

I was carried up to the house. We gathered in the living room. There were two banana trunks placed there.

In the background were five mats for us to lie down on after the ceremony. Above them were five rafia string hanging from the ceiling.

This was where we would be staying for the next two to three days.

As we entered the house, two old timers sitting there had to have their say.

"You guys are in for it. The Tok Mudin is coming with his axe to cut off your little birdies," one said.

"No... actually not an axe, he'll be using a wood saw," said the other.

The whole house erupted in laughter. We five skinny boys turned pale. We were on the verge of tears. For an hour there was some tension.

Then we heard cries from the compound.

"The Tok Mudin has arrived... the Tok Mudin has arrived. Let's catch whoever has not been circumcised and circumcise them together with the five."

The children who had been making a ruckus in the yard scattered.

We saw the figure of the Tok Mudin from where we sat.

He was a tall man with a big moustache He wore a kain pelikat with a green money belt, the kind pilgrims use when they go for the haj. He had on a tall songkok and a blazer and walked like a Panglima Perang.

Behind him was a younger man carrying a bag filled with the tools of his trade.

As he stepped into the living room, the five of us cowered.

"So who's going first?" asked the Tok Mudin.

There was silence.

Then Tok Ngah Arop said, "Bani will go first, then Sham.

"OK. Bani come here. Come and sit on this banana trunk.

The others turned and looked the other way. All of us hoped that Bani wouldn't scream.

"Sham, it's your turn now," said Pak Tam.

I thought to myself. How could it be so fast? I didn't even hear Bani cry out.

"Sit on the trunk," said the Tok Mudin.

Pak Tam held me from behind and asked me to look up. Pak Tam asked me to read a prayer and he whispered a prayer in my ear.

"What standard are you in?"

"Standard Four, Tok," my voice trembled. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain. Pak Tam tightened his grip on me.

"Bear with it. It's almost done," said Pak Tam.

"It's done. Carry him to the sleeping place," said Tok Mudin.

It was over in two minutes. Bani was smiling as I was laid down next to him, his kain pelikat suspended like a tent with the string from the ceiling.

When all five had been circumcised, the Tok Mudin took his leave. There were other kids to be circumcised in the next village.

The five of us were starting to feel the pain. Our penises were wrapped in a bandage known as a kundang, which was a gauze of coffee powder, spices and honey.

The worst part was taking off the bandage. For a week, warm water was dripped on the bandage to loosen it. It finally came off on the 10th day.

I was happy it was all over. I couldn't wait to start Standard Five with my new status as a "grown up".

In my 15 years of working as a general practitioner, I have circumcised 500 to 600 boys.

Today, it is rare to find parents organising elaborate ceremonies like in my childhood.

Boys after being circumcised at a ceremony in Kuala Lumpur in 1978.
Boys after being circumcised at a ceremony in Kuala Lumpur in 1978.

Monday, November 2, 2009

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Theme song for Bagan Pinang.

Salam to all.

For the last two weeks we were bombarded with various Raya songs every where we go.
Now its time for another different sort of Raya song. The pilihanRaya song.

By now many Malaysian especially those blog crazed and Facebook crazed people(me included if that will make you happy) knew the next battle will be in Negri Sembilan.Bagan Pinang to be precise.

Since we are still in the Raya mood( you guys noticed that we Malaysian celebrate Raya for 1 whole month!) I am presenting 2 songs that MIGHT be the theme of the opposing teams in Bagan Pinang.

Both songs are by Queen with their queer frontman.
Here goes.....




We are the Champions(BN/UMNO theme song)




Another one bites the dust( PAS/Pakatan Rakyat's theme song)

Hope both UMNO and PAS( or will it be PKR?) will fight a fair contest which is impossible.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Selamat 'Eidul Fitri 2009



Salam buat teman teman bloggers dan pelawat Ikan Pekasam,Cincalok dan kepoklekor.......

Akan tiba hari Lebaran 'Eidul Fitri dalam beberapa hari saja lagi.Selama aku menulis dan berinteraksi dengan kalian aku pasti ada yang terasa hati dengan apa yang aku tulis atau utarakan. Ini kerana kita insan memang secara fitrah akan mempunyai pandangan yang berbeza-beza jadi pasti ada pertentangan pandangan atau pendapat .

Oleh itu,aku dengan ikhlas memohon maaf atas apa-apa kesilapan yang telah aku lakukan pada kalian.

Bagi diri aku,tiada apa yang aku simpan di hati ke atas sebarang komen-komen yang kalian kongsi bersama-sama selama ini.

Aku rasa beruntung berinteraksi dengan kalian kerana telah membuka minda ku.



Kepada teman teman yang akan pulang ke kampung halaman, memandulah dengan cermat dan selamat dan bergembiralah dengan sanak saudara.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA EIDUL FITRI.

tokasid melaka dan famili.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Malaysia ada Foemula One team?

Do we (Malaysia) really need a team in Formula One? Company Name: 1Malaysia F1 Team Sdn Bhd. Team Name: Lotus F1 Team. Team Principal: Tony Fernandes. Team Technical Director: Mike Gascoyne.


Hmmm....seems like someone is gonna make quick big bucks here.
And malaysians! Be prepared. You're gonna get ripped off left right front back top and below.

Trust me. Everything will be covered and covered-up.

Kepala Lembu 23: Pelbagai jawaban

12 orang di hadapkan ke mahkamah kerana di katakan melakukan perhimpunan haram dan memijak kepada lembu. Ini di anggap sebagai mengganggu ketenteraman awam dan menghina agama lain.

Orang kena tuduh(OKT) di beri peluang memberi alasan mengapa mereka tidak patut di dakwa.

OKT 1: Eh Yang Arif, yang tu kepala lembu betul punya ka? Saya ingat replika saja.

OTK 2: Saya tak salah Yang Arif. Saya tengah berjalan di situ. Saya nampak orang ramai dok jalan dekat situ. Saya ingat depa nak pi shopping puasa ka apa ka. Tiba tiba ada lori lalu dan kona baring.Terjatuh kepala lembu. Saya ambil sebab kalau tak saya risau nanti ada org accident pulak. Saya pikir elok saya bagi kepala lembu pada orang yg ramai2 tu. Boleh jugak buat sup. Jadi salah ke saya nak tolong orang?

OKT 3: Ye ke saya pijak? Ada lembu tu buat lapuran Polis kata saya pijak?

OTK 4: Yang Arif,saya bukan pijak kepala lembu. Saya pijak kerengga yang mula nak hurung kepala lembu tu. Salah ke yang tu?

OKT 5: Perhimpunan haram ke tu? Saya tak nampak pun FRU atau polis banyak macam perhimpunan Mansuh ISA tu pun!

OKT 6: Berhimpun haram ke? Yang saya tahu arak, judi dedah aurat tu haram ler....

OKT 7: Yang Arif, mana barng bukti kepala lembu tu? Tak nampak pun dalam court ni....

OKT 8: Apasal pulak pijak kepala lembu hina agama lain? Pijak kepala kambing ke kepala ayam ke kepala gajah ke boleh tak? Apa lembu punya soalan daa....

OKT 9: Yang Arif, saya rasa AG,IGP dan Menteri Dalam Negeri kena dakwa lembu tu sebab apa dia hilangkan kepala dia...Kalau dia tak hilang kepala tentu takde orang nak pijak pijak.

OKT 10: Saya nak tanya pada Yang Arif, Raya Haji tahun ni Yang Arif nak korbankan lembu tak? Yang Arif tak rasa tu akan hina agama lain ke?

OKT 11: Macamana saya tak pijak kepala lembu tu. Dia kurang ajar sangat. 3 hari sudah lembu tu yang masuk kebun saya habis anak nangka anak pisang saya dia bedal. Tu yang saya pijak2.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My new videos.

Salam to all.

Here are my few new videos.







Thank you.

Hang Tuah pun boleh fail SPM kalau tak study

Salam.

Kepada anak-anak dan kawan-kawan yang bakal menduduki peperiksaan, ambil lah iktibar dari kisah Hant Tuah dan 5 sahabatnya ini.
Agar nasi tidak menjadi bubur.



Thursday, September 3, 2009

Hijab Kekasih

Salam.

Hijab Kekasih dari Phoenix Bangkit.
Lagu M.Nasir buat dab nyanyi.
Video klip aku yang buat.

Layan je lah....





Hijab Kekasih : M Nasir (Phoenix Bangkit)

Malai rinduku merintih kecintaan
Duduk termenung hanya bingung kerinduan
Walaupun jauh dari nyata kasih dan sayang
Telah lama ku satukan
Semua kasihku dalam gemala
Ke laut jawi 'kan kukirimkan sana

Duhai kasih hijab Mu di sini
Masyur rupa Mu di mata kalbi ini
Berbaringan diusik rindu azali
Di manakah Kekasih yang jauh dariku
Memakan debu... rindu Mu
Segenap nafasku melihat renungan Mu
Wangi dan harum kau Kekasih
Antara lamunan segala kalimahku ini
Siapa yang mengerti

Menghilang tahun kutahan dahaga
Setelah habis madah untuk sang puteri
Pautan kasih kukenal sendiri
Teringin ku melihat sebalik hijab Mu
Wajah yang kupuja


Kekasih... lama sudah aku merindu
Larut nan denai larat nan damai
Haram kelamin untuk kita bercerai
Rasa kasih dan sayang dalam keredaan Mu

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Kepada MU aku pasrah.......




Kepada MU aku pasrahkan
Seluruh jiwa dan raga ku
Hidup dan mati ada di tangan MU
Bahagia sedih ada di jari MU

Cukup lama aku mencari
Menembus pekat dan menerjang kelam
Menyelurusi langkah yg makin jauh
Adalah firman MU memandu jalanku

Batu gunung tetap tegap tegar
Meski angin geram menerbang
Batu karang tak hendak terhempas
Meski ombak menerjang terjang

Rindu keteguhan iman ku
Hamparan langit biru
Kering airmata hapuslah duka
Adalah firman MU memandu jalan ku

Kepada MU aku memohon
Nyalakan semangat bangkitkan nyali
Robohkan tantangan ombak lautan
Rahasia hidup mesti terpecahkan

Monday, August 31, 2009

Merdeka..........52 tahun.


Salam Merdeka buat semua.

Usai 52 tahun bebas dari belenggu penjajah dan penjarah.
52 tahun di perintah secara merdeka oleh anak negeri.

Merdeka!
Merdeka!
Merdeka!

Tapi benarkah kita sudah merdeka?

Merdekakan jiwa dari kebatilan.

Merdekakan perbuatan dari maksiat.

Merdekakan ibadah dari bid'ah.

Merdekakan akal dari kejumudan.

Merdekakan hati dari buruk sangka.


Merdekakan iman dari kekufuran.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wudhu atas balutan dressing atau plaster POP


Salam buat semua.

Aku sering di tanya soalan oleh pesakit yang cedera dan terpaksa di jahit luka mereka dan di balut kawasan jahitan tersebut atau oleh pesakit yang berplaster POP di kaki atau tangan kerana fracture.

Ramai yang aku dapati meninggalkan solat( bagi yang rajin bersolat, yang 'so liat' nak solat tu lain cerita) bila anggota wudhu terpaksa di balut atau di plaster.

Jadi di sini aku siarkan pandangan Dr MAZA tentang perkara ini yang aku petik dari sini.

Di harap dapat di manafaatkan agar tiada lagi yang tercicir solat bila sakit.

Soalan: Seorang yang tercedera akibat kemalangan atau apa sahaja, lalu anggota dibalut, apakah yang dia perlu lakukan untuk berwuduk atau mandi wajib?

Jawapan: Dalam masalah ini, kebanyakan ulama menyatakan: Dia hanya perlu menyapu air pada balutan berkenaan. Dia tidak perlu menyampaikan air pada kulit di bawah balutan tersebut. Bab ini dipanggil al-Mash ‘ala al-Jabirah wa al-‘Isabah iaitu menyapu di atas balutan patah dan luka.

Namun begitu oleh kerana hadith-hadith dalam masalah ini kesemuanya tersangat daif, ini seperti yang dinyatakan oleh para ulama hadith seperti al-Baihaqi, dan tegaskan lagi oleh al-Albani dalam Tamam al-Minnah, maka berlaku perbezaan pendapat di kalangan ulama dalam masalah ini.
Apa yang dapat dirumuskan dari perbahasan para ulama fekah, ialah dua pendapat yang mudah diikuti;

Pertama: Hanya perlu sapu di atas balutan tersebut. Dia tidak diwajibkan berwuduk sebelum memakai balutan tersebut. Ketika berwuduk atau mandi wajib dia hanya perlu sapu air di atas balutan tersebut, tanpa perlu membasuhnya, atau melalukan air di bawahnya, atau menanggalkannya. Inilah pendapat terpilih daripada kebanyakan ulama Fekah. (‘Abd al-Karim Zaidan, Al-Mufassal fi Ahkam al-Mar`ah, jld 1, m.s. 140, Beirut: Muassasah al-Risalah 1994).

Kedua: Disebabkan hadith-hadith dalam perkara ini terlalu daif, maka terdapat ulama fekah yang berpegang kepada tidak wujud hukum sapuan atas balutan patah atau luka. Sebaliknya anggota yang cedera, atau dibalut tersebut tidak perlu sebarang sapuan atau basuhan kerana telah gugur kewajipan syarak ke atas anggota tersebut. Ini pendapat yang dikemukakan oleh al-Imam Ibn Hazm al-Andalusi (wafat 456H). Kata beliau ketika memberikan alasan pandangannya : “Dalilnya firman Allah:

(maksudnya) “Allah tidak bebankan kepada seseorang kecuali apa yang dia terdaya”.

Juga sabda Nabi s.a.w:

وَإِذَا أَمَرْتُكُمْ بِأَمْرٍ فَأْتُوا مِنْهُ مَا اسْتَطَعْتُم

“Apabila aku perintah kamu dengan sesuatu perintah, maka datangilah ia dengan kadar kemampuan kamu” (Riwayat al-Bukhari)
Berdasarkan dalil al-Quran dan al-Sunnah, sesuatu kewajipan gugur apabila yang seseorang tidak mampu. Maka gantian kepada yang gugur itu hendaklah berasaskan syarak. Syarak pula tidak wajib diikuti kecuali adanya dalil daripada al-Quran atau sunnah. Namun, tiada dalil al-Quran atau sunnah yang menggantikan basuhan dengan sapuan atas balutan patah atau ubat bagi anggota yang tidak mampu dibasuh”.( Ibn Hazm al-Andalusi, Al-Muhalla, jld 1, m.s. 316, Beirut: Dar al-Kutub al-‘Ilmiyyah t.t)

Salah satu pendapat atas boleh untuk diamalkan dan lebih mudah dari seseorang terikat dan taksub kepada mazhabnya sehingga akhir meninggalkan solat. Pendapat al-Imam Ibn Hazm lebih praktikal secara hujah dan perbandingan. Memudahkan hal ini adalah baik dari memberikan pendapat mazhab yang lemah lagi menyusahkan pesakit sehingga kemungkinan mereka meninggalkan solat.

ALLAH LEBIH MENGETAHUI
Dr. Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin

Monday, August 17, 2009

Harian Metro.....nak suruh Muslim jadi kaki judi ka?

Salam.

Aku dah perasan perkara ini kira-kira 4 bulan lalu ketika aku balik menziarahi mak di taiping.
Mak memang setiap hari langgan harian Metro. Setiap pagi penjual akhbar bermotosikal akan balik ke beranda rumah mak.

Pagi Ahad semasa aku di rumah mak, aku baca Metro Ahad. Bila sampai 2-3 mukasurat yang akhir aku nampak iklan-iklan bagaimana hendak mendapat keputusan judi nombor ekor.


Iklan judi nombor ekor dalam Metro Ahad


Aik? Awat suratkhabar Melayu ada iklan pasai judi pulak?Dah gila ka editor Harian Metro ni?

Itu yang mula-mula timbul di pala otak aku.
Sudahlah akhbar STAR penuh dengan iklan arak. Harian Metro pulak iklan judi.

Aku tak hairan kalau iklan tu dalam akhbar Cina, kerana berjudi sebahagian dari budaya mereka.Tapi untuk Metro Ahad ini sesuatu yang aku anggap sebagai kurang akal. Yang aku faham, editor Harian Metro dan Metro Ahad adalah Melayu yang beragama Islam. Tak kan dia bangang sangat sampai tak tahu judi tu HARAM di sisi Islam walaupun di sisi Melayu tak haram .

Kalau dia tahu bahawa judi HARAM, mengapa di sudi mempelawa tokey iklan judi ke Metro Ahad?

Kerana : Fulus. Haram tak haram tolak ke tepi.Janji masyuk fulus.

Yang ironi nya, Harian Metro turut melibatkan diri dalam menyiarkan isu ARAK di Shah Alam. Itu bagi aku adalah tepat. Cuma di sebalik gah dedahkan isu Arak Shah Alam, Metro Ahad dengan bangga siar iklan judi.

Aku nak saran kepada editor Harian Metro dan Metro Ahad: bawa bawa lah bertaubat.
Kalau hangpa kaki judi hangpa punya pasai lah. Jangan dok ajak orang Muslim yang lemah iman dan pendek akall dok sama-sama berjudi.

Aku harap Jabatan Agama Islam negeri rampas semua naskah Metro harian.Aku harap Menteri-menteri Muslim tegur sikit Harian Metro ni. pemimpin Muslim dalam PAS dan PKR pun kena lah bantah tindakkan Metro Ahad.

Aku ingat elok jugak di adakan demonstrasi jalanan untuk bantah Metro Ahad dan Harian Metro.

Kalau tidak aku sarankan Metro Ahad ada tag baru: Metro Ahad...akhbar judi anda.

Cuba tengok apa Mat Daud Kilau kata tentang judi ni

Masaalah yang sama telah kawan aku muteaudio tulis di sini.


Di sini aku siarkan email bantahan aku kepada Pengarang Metro Ahad bertarikh hari ini 17 Ogos 2009.

Kepada:
Saudara Sharifuddin bin Mohamad
Pengarang Metro Ahad.

Assalamu'alaikum.

Berhubung dengan subjek e mail ini: Iklan Judi di Metro Ahad.

Saya sering melanggan Metro Ahad sejak beberapa bulan yang lalu.
tapi amat saya kecewa bila saban Ahad terdapat iklan berkenaan judi nombor ekor di muka-muka belakang akhbar En Sharifuddin.

Sebagai akhbar Melayu yang di baca oleh ramai orang Melayu beragama Islam,saya melihat tindakan Metro Ahad adalah tidak wajar dan tidak masuk akal sama sekali.Selain mendapat imbuhan kewangan kepada akhbar melalui iklan tersebut, apakah motif Metro Ahad menyiarkan iklan iklan sedemikian?

Umat Islam semua sedia sudah maklum bahawa judi adalah di HARAMkan oleh Islam.tetapi tindakan Metro Ahad seolah-olah menggalakkan perkara haram tersebut.

Saya berharap, agar En Sharifuddin dan sidang redaksi Metro Ahad akan lebih prihatin dalam perkara ini.
Kita marah bila ada pihak di lihat menghina agama kita. Tetapi janganlah kita pula menghina agama sendiri dengan menyiarkan iklan-iklan mungkar untuk tatapan umat Islam. Saya risau dengan interpretasi tentang iklan-iklan judi ini oleh para remaja dan pelajar-pelajar kita yang masih muda dan bersifat ingin mencuba.

Orang Melayu terlalu banyak menanggung bebanan gejala sosial. dari gejala dadah, gejala Mat rempit, perzinaan dan membuang anak. Jangan kita galakkan mereka untuk berjudi pula.

Saya amat berharap sesuatu yang positif boleh di ambil dari teguran saya ini.Kita bukan sahaja bertanggung jawab dengan tindakan kita di dunia ini tetapi akan di persoalkan ke atas kita di akhirat kelak.
Sebagai seorang Muslim saya telah melakukan tanggungjawab saya dalam menegur perkara ini.

Sekian, terima kasih.
Wassalam.

Zulhisham bin Ghazali

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ramadan Datang

Salam buat semua.

InsyaALLAH pada 21 Ogos 2009, Jumaat akan di lakukan kegiatan melihat anak bulan.
InsyaALLAH kita akan mula berpuasa pada Sabtu 22 Ogos 2009.

Sempena itu aku menggatalkan tangan membuat sebuah video klip tentang sambutan umat Islam untuk berpuasa Ramadan ini.





Nyanyian Tompi seorang penyanyi Indonesia.

Semoga kita dapat melakukan ibadah puasa ,bertaraweh, bertadarus dan bersedekah di Ramadan ini.
Amin Ya Rabb.