Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Hakikatnya.....

Lets change for the better





I got this in my mail today and am gonna share it yer'all out there.


Since everyone is now talking about politics, a little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics, Abah?"

Father says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
..1. I'm the head of the family, so call me the Prime Minister
..2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
..3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the Rakyat.
..4. Bibik, we'll consider her the Worker or the Taxpayer.
..5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Abah has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper So, the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to Bibik's room.

Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with Bibik.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Abah, I think I understand the concept of politics now".

The father says "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".

The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the taxpayer, while the government is sound asleep. The rakyat are being ignored and the Future is in deep $hit".




Selamat Mengundi!

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Funduscopy PRU 12 : Ada duit semua di maafkan.....

Jangan undi BN untuk hentikan penipuan dan salahguna kuasa



Pilihan aku kerana wadah yang PAS bawa.



Duit: bisa membuat orang jual prinsip perjuangan

Semalam jam 9.30pm selepas tutup klinik aku hidupkan kereta. Ketika hendak keluar dari kawasan deretan kedai aku nampak beberapa nak-anak muda sedang memasang bendera BN berhampiran Medan Selera dan Balai Polis Durian Tunggal.

Aku turunkan cermin kereta dan berteriak pada mereka di seberang jalan: Hait?Engka orang baru nak pasang bendera ke?

Mereka senyum sambil mengangguk kepala.
Aku: Hari tu saya dengar kata bilik gerakan dah tutup dan nak boikot. Apa sudah jadi?

Mamat pasang bendera: Kena pasang le doktor...bilik gerakan dah buka semula. Dah dapat duit jadi kena le buat kerja.

Aku: Oooo...dah dapat duit eh? Banyak ke?

Mamat pasang bendera: Ada lah sikit-sikit doktor. Lepas le nak minum nanti dan beli rokok.

Aku cuma angguk dan beredar.

Itu lah harga prinsip mereka. Dapat duit segala marah dan kekecewaan terus hilang.Calun yang mereka bangkang telah pun mereka terima dan sekarang membantunya berkempen.

Begitulah kuasa duit.




Hattan: Duit( rakaman semula. OA Kembara)




Duit bercakap.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Funduscopy PRU 12: SPR berperangai munafiq dan bangsat






SPR: Cekap dan Telus! Poodah!!

Suruhanjaya Piliharaya(SPR) sekali lagi dengan nyata bertindak secara tidak adil. baru beberapa hari lalu SPR cuba 'menyusahkan' pembangkang dengan mewajibkan duty stamping terhadap borang-borang pencalunan 3 hari sebelum penamaan calon( 21 hb Februari 2008).
Namun pada pagi hari penamaan calon arahan mewajibkan stamping duty di tarik balik .

Ini kerana ada calon2 BN yang tidak sempat mematikan duti stem mereka contohnya di Parlimen Titiwangsa.

Selain dari hal duti stem, SPR juga telah mengubah arahan tentang penggunaan dakwat di kuku ketika hari pengundian nanti. Kini ia tidak wajib lagi hanya pilihan/optional. Setelah mendapat pandangan Majlis fatwa dan memberitahu seluruh warga pengundi akan kegunaan dakwat, SPR mengubah arahan mereka sendiri. Mengapa? Mungkin takut kehilangan pengundi-pengundi hantu atau upahan bagi negeri Kelantan dan Trengganu(seperti yang berlaku tahun 2004).

Di Penggerang, Azalina Othman menang tanpa bertanding kerana calon pembangkang ada masaalah teknikal pada borangnya( penyokong tidak tanda tangan).Namun di Cempaka bantahan PAS terhadap borang calon UMNO yang tidak di tandatangan lain pulak jadinya. Borang di terima dan calon UMNO akan melawan TG Nik Aziz di cempaka.


Lihat lapuran tak perlu stem duti di sini.

dan jugak kat sini.

Tentang penggunaan dakwat yang tidak di wajibkan lagi lihat apa kata Bersih.

Pengurusi SPR: perangai macam munafiq


Memang nyata dan jelas dan saheh,SPR akan lakukan apa sahaja untuk berpihak kepada BN.
SPR dan barisan pimpinan SPR benar-benar bersifat munafiq dan berjiwa bangsat. Kononnya Telus dan Cekap.Itu lah slogan SPR.

Namun apa yang SPR tunjukkan adalah semata-mata SPR telah menjadi satu badan barua yang mengikut telunjuk BN semata-mata.

Amanah telah SPR buangkan ke tingkap. Halal dan haram sudah tidak di pedulikan.Pembohongan sudah tidak menjadi satu kesalahan bagi SPR.

memang benarlah. SPR berperangai Munafiq dan bangsat.
Dakwat yang sudah tidak wajib

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Funduscopy Pilihanraya: Pergolakan di Melaka




(Updates:1- This morning while having breakfast, a UMNO friend told me that the 3 bilik gerakan in Telok Mas were re-opened. The price? RM one thousand per bilik gerakan. Muraj sangat prinsip di telok Mas.(mesti YB yang kena dropped lagi bengang sebab anak buah kena beli balik).
2- As for Durian Tunggal till now none of the 10 bilik gerakan re-open. And at a main junction near DT masjid, there is a banner which says: Selamat 1 orang KM korbankan 8000 orang.
If its still there I'll take the photo of that banner and post it here)


When the mainstream media exposed and claimed that there were problems in DAP especially in Penang and Perak certain BN leaders said that how can DAP wrest power and rule when its own(DAP) house is in disoder.

And the media overkill of the so called DAP problem does have its effect on the Barisan Alternatif's image and capability.

Is the BN really stable? Isn't there any internal bickering in BN or UMNO? If you read the mainstream news and you only watch the local TV you'd say that there is nothing wrong in BN. Everything is calm.

But I am sceptical about this matter. There is and underground war going on in Penang Gerakan with Dr Koh's decision to go national and become a federal minister.

And as I have mentioned in my last posting, there is very little activity in BN's bilik gerakan in Bukit Katil and Durian Tunggal,Melaka.

This morning I got my answer.

This morning a young man came to see me. He is an UMNO member. He looks tired and haggard.Apparently he and a group of UMNO members from DUN DT went to see Ali Rustam last night at 11.00pm.They waited till 3 am before Ali came back(from a Chap Goh Mei festival).
There was also another group from Jasin UMNO.

When Ali announced the list of candidates for melaka BN, a few names that was in the list given to Ali(by the respective bahagians) were not picked. In Duran Tunggal for example, 3 names were given(there were voted during the Bahagian meeting), one was the incumbent Datuk Hamden, another was Datok Kadir(ex YB for DT) and the 3rd one is a newcomer but well known(not necessary liked)in DT En Ismail ,the penghulu. Of these 3 names the penghulu is the favourite. But when Ali announced, all three were not picked but a person by the name of Wahab who was from Sri Pengkalan UMNO.

On top of that, a newcomer for DUN Rembia is from Wanita UMNO who also happen to be the chief for Sri Pengkalan UMNO branch. 2 candidate from 1 cawangan.

This disgrunted group was whisked off by Ali. Now these gropu are very upset the way Ali treated them. As of this morning they have closed down all 10 bilik gerakan UMNO in DUN Durian Tunggal. I passed by 2 bilik gerakan and it really were closed. Some were padlocked.

This guy said, they might open back if one of the names submitted is choosen or if they are paid RM10k for each bilik gerakan( they will open it but not necessary will be active).

With this development most probably there will be less BN flags or banners and bunting in DT. In pekan DT, PAS had few flags on but no BN flags yet.



Only PAS flag in Pekan DT
tokasid Nokia

In another similar development, Parlimen Bukit Katil will have a newcomer too. YB Prof Dr Ruddin had been dropped after 1 term. And he was the Parliamentary secretary of a ministry!
But we saw it coming t him since he won the last GE. After a year or so, his wife who was TNB's boss in Melaka was transfered to the Klang Valley after there was some 'problems' with some new factories. Ali had intervined to 'settle' the problem and Ali had criticised TNB Melaka. So the Datin got her transfer 24 hours notice.

Ironically, it was Ali who brought back Ruddin from UTM to form KUTKM which was recently upgraded into a university and renamed UTeM. During the last GE Ruddin stood as a candidate(even Ali wasn't happy about that for they had apolitical fall-out when it was said Ruddin became too ambitious in politics) and won. They were childhood friends for the came from the same kampong,kg Bukit Katil. from then onwards (and the wife's transfer) Ruddin political life dwindled. His local programmes was not well received by local UMNO( some said because of Ali's directions, wallahu'alam). Finally Ruddin met his fate yesterday. I am wondering what will he do now? He quit university life to be a politician but that too is shortlived.

And interesting part of this drama,Ali picked up his most loyal man Mat Sirat as the candidate. Mat Sirat was Ali's polsec for many years. He was appointed as the Mayor( before datuk Zaini) which caused a lot of hoo-haa in Melaka. It was during his tenure as the mayor that DAP alleged the MBMB wasted of public funds. And there were lots of noise on how could Mat Sirat 'bought' a piece of expensive plot in Melaka Perdana and built a huge bungalow.


Bilik gerakan BN di tutup
tokasid Nokia

I am hearing more news in Melaka but I have to verify before writing it up.
Now we know all is not well with BN in Melaka.


And another one
tokasid Nokia









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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Lobi jangan tak lobi....

Say NO to BN



Part I.

"I haven't finalise the list!". Itu lah kenyataan Pak Lah baru-baru ni bila di tanya wartawan tentang senarai nama calun-calun yang telah di keluarkan oleh beberapa ketua parti komponen BN.

Lalu saya terfikir. Saya ulangtayang beberapa PRU yang lalu yang ketika itu BN dan UMNO di kuasai secara total oleh DrM.

Seingat saya, selepas pembubaran Parlimen, bila tarikh penamaan calon dan pengundian di isytiharkan oleh SPR, sering kali hari penamaan calon dgn hari pembubaran Parlimen tidak begitu lama seperti sekarang.

Sekarang hampir 10 hari selepas pembubaran baru akan di adakan penamaan calon.
Jadi banyaklah lobi melobi di lakukan oleh pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO,MCA,MIC dan komponen yang lain.

Saya kira di zaman DrM dulu, calun sudah tersedia cuma utk di fine tune-kan sahaja bila Parlimen di bubarkan.Waktu untuk melobi amat terhad.

Tapi sekarang, lobi melobi amat kuat apalagi kemyataan-kenyataan yang mengelirukan saban hari terpampang di media yang membuat penyandang jawatan Yb dan aspiring calon begitu aggresif melobi dari peringkat bahagian,peringkat negeri( kena mengadap MB atau KM) dan hingga ke Putrajaya. Saya yakin sekarang menantu amat sibuk dan berkuasa dan amat ditakuti oleh bakal-bakal calon terutama dari UMNO.

Saya terfikir apa muslihat tempoh yang panjang antara pembubaran dan penamaan calon.
Ada kawan dari UMNo kata, tindakan Pak Lah ini tak bagus sebab akan banyak lobi. Kempen tidak boleh dilakukan secara efektif bila tiada calon yang jelas.
(Memang begitu sekarang ni di Melaka.Walaupun sudah seminggu secara am nya, kempen di sini masih low gear atau masih sejuk.Amat berbeza dari 2 PRU yang lalu di mana kempen terus hangat sebaik saja pembubaran Parlimen).

Di Durian Tunggal dan Bukit Katil umpamanya, perang bendera belum bermula kecuali di luar bilik gerakan parti. Di Durian Tunggal bendera PAS sudah naik tetapi bendera UMNO dan BN belum lagi. Malah calon PAS sudah di tentukan bagi Durian Tunggal dan Bukit Katil tetapi bagi UMNo masih di peringkat melobi.Jadi tiada nya calon yang di jangka membuat BN/UMNO belum bergerak efektif.

Tapi dari satu segi lain, tindakkan melambatkan penamaan calon mungkin menguntungkan PakLah dan menantu.Bayangkan waktu yang panjang utk melobi ini boleh membuat PakLah dan menantu utk mengenalpasti siapa yang boleh mereka harapkan. Mengenalpasti siapa yang perlu di cantas. Dan ini lah masa memaksa 'taat setia' bakal-bakal calon. kerana harus kita ingat, selepas ini akan di adakan pemilihan pucuk pimpinan UMNo pula tahun ini juga. Ini lah saat yang paling sesuai bagi PakLah dan menantu mengenggam kuat sesiapa yang ingin jadi calun PRU.
Itu pandangan aku. Anda mugkin mempunyai pendapat yang berbeza. Kita kongsi bersama.

Lobi-melobi ini membawa kepada kisah yang aku alami pada 2004.

Part II:

Back in 2004 my name was always mentioned as a candidate for that GE. It had been speculated for almost 1 year before that election. SBs had been gathering info about me and this was confirmed by someone I knew very well. There had been on several occasions that my name cropped up when the SB exchanges political informations among the states.

PAS people had also been spreading the news that I will be the candidate. MCA,MIC and some veteran UMNO members had been urging me too even when they knew I am a Bulan man.
By keeping mum doesn't help the situation. Some digrunted BN people started to tell their friends and when they see me most promised that they will give their votes to me and help my campaign.

1 week before dissolution, on a Friday afternoon around 12.30 pm as I was about to leave to the masjid a man in his 30s came to see me and told me he will just take a few minutes of my time. I say okay and asked him his purpose. He told me his name( I don't think it was his real name) and that he was an UMNO member for Bahagian Alor Gajah but he is with a so called think-tank in Putrajaya.

He wanted to know if I was really gonna stand as a PAS candidate? I told him maybe yes and maybe no,why? Iasked him.

He started talking about Islam and bangsa Melayu and the need for the Maly Muslims to be strong to avoid other races of becoming the master of Malaysia. He was very 'patriotic' and told me lets forget about political party and think of the ummah. But I know, these guy is a balaci sent over to 'buy' me and he is all but bullshitting me with his patriotic talk.

So I asked him what does he want me to do?

Balaci: Macam ni doc. Saya mahu doc jadi calun PAS tapi 3 hari sebelum pengundian doc tarik diri. Kami akan bayar doc RM50 ribu. Ini saja pengorbanan yang doc perlu buat untuk kepentingan Islam dan Melayu doc.

TA: So hang nak suruh saya jual maruah dan parti saya ka?

Balaci: Ini untuk kepentingan Melayu doc.

TA: Kalau aku bertanding pun adalah untuk kepentingan Islam dan Melayu. Kami lawan sebab YB yang UMNO ada selama ni di Durian Tunggal ni semua dok bolot harta saja. Cuba angkau tengok Dato A...sampai kaya raya. Tengok YB B pulak...sama jugak sampai kali ni dia pun tak jadi calun lagi. Ni yang nak jadi calun UMNO kat sini Datuk C kan sekarang ni YB dan DUN lain. Apasal dia nak pindah lawasan? Mesti ada hal di DUN lama betul tak?

Balaci: Memang lah doc. kalau doc masuk UMNO tentu kami boh doc jadi calun kami...

TA: Akyu tak masuk UMNO atas dasar prinsip masing-masing parti ,itu saja.Aku tengok UMNo ni dah jadi lubok cari harta bukan rakyat jadi keutamaan lagi.

BAlaci: Itu saya akui doc...so macamana..boleh kita close deal tak yang ni?

TA: RM 50 ribu! Awat hang ingat aku ni murah sangat ka. Macam ni saja lah...kalau nak suruh aku buat macam tu, aku mahu 500 ribu. Aku nak duit tu semua masuk akaun PAS. Aku tak mau satu sen pun. kalau sanggup 500 ribu aku boleh buat macam tu.

Balaci; Woih...tu banyak sangat la doc. saya boleh lobi supaya depa bagi doc 100 ribu.

TA: macam ni saja lah... kalau hangpa nak bagi sejuta pun aku tak mau sebab itu rasuah nama nya. Aku bab hulur-hulur ni cukup pantang. Aku ingat hang balik saja lah..aku nak pi solat Jumaat dah ni.Jom kita pi sekali.

Balaci: Tak pa doc pi dulu...tapi doc fikir proposal saya.Untuk Islam dan bangsa doc.

Aku bersalam dengan balaci tu and walked to the masjid. Khutbah dah start. Lepas tahiyatul masjid aku dudok dengar khutbah tiba-tiba dapat sms. dari balaci tu rupanya. Masih dok pujuk aku. Dia kata, doc 100 ribu confirm dapat kalu doc setuju.

So, just imagine what people can and will do just to make sure their boss will become a candidate and for their candidate to win, by hook or by crook. But it seems that by crook is the choice of today.

And for that 2004 GE, we have seen several reports of attempt to buy opposition candidates.
And regretted for not making a police report on the above matter.