Last week, came out a circular from Jbtn Pendidikan Negeri, ordering all teachers in Melaka Tengah to attend that function. All. No excuses. The teachers were asked to report in(initially) at 6.30pm( attendance will be taken). Few days prior to the grand ceremony, they were told they need to reprt in at 6.30pm and then again at 7.30pm( so nobody ponteng after reporting).
Then it was changed to 7.00pm and 8.00pm. Suddenly the Jabatan wanted pupils to go too. So most schools in Melaka Tengah had to send students esp those staying in the hostels( just imagine some from out station had bought tickets to go home).
One such school was SM Teknik Bukit Piatu. All students were not allowed to go home( hostelites and non-hostelites) and were 'quarantined' at school. They were told 7 buses will take them to Padang Pahlawan at 6.30pm.
But at 6.30 only 3 buses arrived. Only students from outstation were taken to the Padang. The locals( hostelites and non-hostelites ) were allowed to go home( after 'quarantined since 1.00pm).
That was just what happened in SMT Bkt Piatu. I have now news about other schools yet but I'm sure it was the same....
Salam to all.
I got this in my e-mail few days ago after the officiating of Bulan Kemerdekaan by PM Pak Lah in Melaka. I wasn't in Padang Pahlawan on that day. I was in KL.
This e-mail was sent by one Koboi Tua ( am not sure whether the Koboi himself is old or his horse is old). I've heard this name before but can't put my fingers where. But he got my e-mail address, so he must be someone I knew.
Anyway, what he wrote is a good read for our forthcoming Hari Kemerdekaan.
Happy reading and commenting.( I will have to wait for Koboi Tua's instruction about the comments)
MALAYSIA CELEBRATE CORRUPTION DAY
20th August 2007.
The Goverment of Malaysia after having failed to reduce corruption as was planned by the Prime Minister DS AAB, after last general election, decided to declare 30th August as National Corruption Day,yes ,you read it here first ...NATIONAL CORRUPTION DAY on 30th August everyear and its another public holiday.
Seeing that the corruption is so deeply rooted and enjoyed by Malaysian from all walks of life ,the Goverment has taken initiative to have it as an annual affair a day before Independence day and describe it as a just means to justify the ends,which is to provide a transparent governace and civil society.In so making each year corruption is all tabulated, added up and taxed accordingly, thus the one who would benefitted the most would be the rakyat themselves.Every year is a new year and the goverment would be able to monitor the index of corruption and act upon it accordingly.
It was agreed with uninamous vote during the cabinet meeting yesterday which was chaired by Dato' Sammy Vellu in the absence of Prime Minister and DPM (as he was the most senior minister and least corrupt).The celebration of the event would culminate with the announcement of names to be honored .Those who manage to gain the most from corruption from the last election would top the list and awarded the medal of honor which carry the title KK for Kepala Korupt (rough English translation DISTINGUISHLY CORRUPT HONORABLE SELF).They would be pardoned enmasse and able to retain all the wealth without any prosecutions.Basically they can take home scot free,much to relieve of every concern citizen of Malaysia.
"This brilliant idea by AAB albeit KJ had received wide support from the public as it is only fair after hearing so much of it ,the public is invited to honor and celebrate the cunning and foxiness of the nominees for future generation to emulate ",claimed Mr KJ.
To commomerate the event the Bukit Jalil stadium has been booked for the event with massive stage set up to accommodate all recipients .
This reporter with the privilege of insider information manage to obtain the list of those front runners vying for various category.
The Best Corruption By The Head Of Dept Award
JPJ Boss Of Trg ..caught by ACA and Jais
Best Corruption Award By Goverment Agencies(Catg. Natural Disaster).
The Pipe Department Of JKR
Best Corruption Award By Public Listed Comp(Catg. Magic/ Special Effect)
Best Animated Corruption By GLC Award
(Catg. Gold RM One )
Best Corruption Involving Road ,Waterway or Public Utility Award
Lebuhraya Damansara Pucong
Best Corruption Award In Computer Category
Lab Computer Fiasco Dept
Best Corruption By Political Party Personnel Award
The Klang Gang and UMNO Warchest Keyholder and CEO
Best Corruption Award Using Nature Assisted Device
Monsoon Cup Trengganu
Best Corruption Award For 5 Tingkat Buildings and Below
Tingkat Empat Oxford Boys Gp
Best Corruption Using Hard Object(Cement and Piling) Award
Best Corruption Award (Catg. Stunt Double)
Best Corruption Using Goverment Agencies Award
Municipal Council of Klang
The Best Corrupt Practice Of The Year
Klang Free Port Fiasco.
The stage was all set up ,from one end of the stadium to another.The UMNO members would be admitted free to support the recipients and all UMNO related events would be suspended to focus solely on this first celebration.
Need you need more reason to be proud of our super achiever leaders? Tickets available on demand .Normal Price RM7.50 Black Market RM12.00.
Report by Koboi Tua.
TA: I publish this without editing or altering the report mailed to me.