Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Hakikatnya.....

Lets change for the better





I got this in my mail today and am gonna share it yer'all out there.


Since everyone is now talking about politics, a little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics, Abah?"

Father says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
..1. I'm the head of the family, so call me the Prime Minister
..2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
..3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the Rakyat.
..4. Bibik, we'll consider her the Worker or the Taxpayer.
..5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Abah has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper So, the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to Bibik's room.

Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with Bibik.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Abah, I think I understand the concept of politics now".

The father says "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".

The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the taxpayer, while the government is sound asleep. The rakyat are being ignored and the Future is in deep $hit".




Selamat Mengundi!

Kandungan posting mungkin ada kena mengena atau tidak dengan makhluk yang hidup atau yang telah tiada.Kalau sapa-sapa terasa nak buat macamana kan. Sapa makan cabai melaka dia pedaih laa

17 comments:

Fauziah Ismail said...

Salam Tokasid
Spot on. Apt description.

Hasrul Halid said...

What if we do a little bit of changes here doc...

The 'menantu' is screwing the taxpayer, while the Prime Minister is sound asleep. The rakyat are being ignored and the Future is in deep Shit".

hehehehehe!

tokasid said...

Fauziah:

Thats the reason I decide to share this with friends.

tokasid said...

Hasrul:

Wuyoo...macam tu pun kaw jugak.
Ahak!LOL.

Zabs said...

Salam Doc.,
Dalam kes budak tu, dia kena terima seadanya, sebab dah bapak, jahat atau baik, dia kena terima dan dia mungkin akan ikut sama.
Tetapi realitinya sekarang, kita tidak perlu terima apa yang berlaku, jika tidak suka, kita ada kuasa untuk ketepikannya. Siasah itu untuk kebaikan, tapi manusia yang jadikannya susah.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehehe...

the future looks shitty if we dont change the leader!!!!!!!!!!

Kata Tak Nak said...

Its the Hadhari Screw.

Mior Azhar said...

Salam Doc,
Bull's Eye, Sir!

Err, now I'm not watching TV nor reading any newspaper...and I feel so much better... much much better!

What's your take on Kelantan, Doc? Care to share your opinion?

edelweiss said...

Salam to all,

I would like to share my story with bloggers here...

Last friday we (my family & i)were
on our way back to visit my mother in law in Kelantan. Instead of going the usual route, decided to go via coastal road of pantai timur. We headed to Cherating...

'Perang' bendera ...kira boleh tahan jugak...Kiri kanan jalan...PAS ada & BN pun ada...

Then we drove to Terengganu...one could feel the heat of the coming election there....HEBAT sungguh orang PAS Terengganu...I was so impressed with their efforts & determination...BN nampak sungguh kerdil... Bendera-2 & posters PAS memenuhi kiri kanan jalanraya, bangunan...so far kat Lembah Klang tak rasa akan kedatangan pilihanraya...baru sikit posters, bendera dinaikkan...

Dari Chukai sampai Besut...pemandangan yang sama...menunjukkan kesungguhan penyokong PAS

Kepada ahli-2 PAS Terengganu (tak kira dimana kawasan)TAHNIAH!!!!!!
Insyallah...RAMPAS balik semua kerusi...

Di kelantan juga walau tak sehebat terengganu... ahli PAS KELANTAN...U know what you got to do...
Insyallah....

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

The Prime Minister is screwing the taxpayer, while the government is sound asleep. The rakyat are being ignored and the Future is in deep $hit!

Saya suka!

tokasid said...

Pak Zabs:

Benar pak. Kita berharap ramai rakyat telah atau akan sedar akan perihal ini dan BERANI membuat perubahan.
Mesej mesti di beri kepada BN supaya kebobrokan ini tidak di teruskan utk 5 tahun lagi.

Jika tidak kita akan lihat hanya segelintir kecil,golongan pemimpin yang akan mengaut kemewahan negara.

tokasid said...

Kerp:

Sure does. But the worse shit is when the turds are in our pampers and nobody to clean the mess.

tokasid said...

Che'gu:

hadhari screw? Hmmm.....
Unfortunately the 'bibik' and the baby who shitted in the diaper doesn't realised this.

tokasid said...

Pak Mior:

I read Kelantan's campaign progress from Sheih's blog and Husam Musa's website.

The info traffic is too fast during this period.Tak terkejor yob!

tokasid said...

Edelweiss:

Wah Min baru balik Kelantan eh? I always find Kelantan and Trenggaunu the most colourful during elections. You don't find the election flag war elsewhere like Kelantan and Trengganu.

As of this week the mood is favourable to PAS both in Kelantan and Trengganu.
But, PAS need to be careful. Late next week do expect lots of 'gifts' from BN in these 2 states.

tokasid said...

Wak Pinter:

Memang analogi ini tepat wak. saya suka analogi ini. Yang saya tak suka ialah ianya benar2 berlaku dalam realiti politik negara.

Kita kena ubah perkara ini Wak. paling lekeh majoriti BN mesti di kurangkan dgn banyak seperti PRU 10 tahun 1999 dulu.
InsyaALLAH bisa tercapai wak.

yapchongyee said...

Khairy Jamaluddin DO NOT BULLSHIT, here is a real case for you and if you are a real OXFORD UNIVERSITY GRADUATE then you will know that Judge Zainon binti Mohd. Ali needs to be prosecuted for committing criminal offences.

I refer readers to my post on this fellow Khairy Jamaluddin, son in law of the Prime Minister and play-boy with a fleet of very expensive cars, please go to http://yap.chongyee.blogspot.com.

Dear Khairy Jamaluddin is all hot air, lots of empty talk before election and nothing but promises after the election. He has been put into the deputy leadership of UMNO Youth. Where else can his father in law “fast track” him into the front ranks of UMNO and eventually to succeed Ahmad Bedawi as Prime Minister ? I have observed many times that Malaysia is an oligarchy in the IRON GRIP of UMNO elite. The promises he has made so far can only exist in his mind alone and in fact cannot be realized. They are mere empty promises and are not to be taken seriously.

Let me draw this Khairy Jamaluddin’s attention to the ongoing ROYAL COMMISSION INTO JUDICIAL CORRUPTION ! What is Khairy Jamaluddin going to do to ADDRESS JUDICIAL CORRUPTION ? This is what solid and down to earth ISSUES that need to be addressed; and has he said anything about it ? Let me cite my wife’s CASE : ORIGINATING PETITION No.: D2-26-41 of 2001 in the HIGH COURT IN KL was struck out by the PRESIDING JUDGE ZAINON BINTI MOHD. ALI, who is now promoted to the court of Appeal. It is hilariously funny that judge Zainon binti Mohd. Ali was so IGNORANT OF THE LAW THAT SHE AWARDED TO THE RESPONDENTS WONG KEM CHEN, STEPHEN LIM CHENG BAN AND KWONG SEA YOON 2 directly OPPOSING ORDERS (a) for security for costs, which my wife paid in the sum of RM.60,000; therefore by this payment by my wife there is nothing else to be done except to go to court; but instead judge Zainon binti Mohd. Ali went on to ILLEGALLY AWARD TO THE NAMED RESPONDENTS A SECOND AND OPPOSING ORDER TO STRIKE OUT PETITION.

The ignorance of this judge Zainon binti Mohd. Ali is so comically profound THAT ALL HER ACTIONS ON THE BENCH IN HER ADJUDICATION OF MY WIFE’S PETITION WERE CRIMINAL. She committed the following criminal OFFENCES :

(1) Aiding & Abetting respondents Wong Kem Chen, Stephen Lim and Kwong Sea Yoon TO COMMIT the criminal offences of PERJURY & FORGERY
(2) Acting jointly with above criminal respondents in A CONSPIRACY TO PERVERT THE COURSE OF JUSTICE
(3) Acting jointly in a conspiracy to obtain money under false pretences
(4) Acting jointly in a conspiracy to obstruct police investigating criminal offences
(5) Committed the criminal offences of Malfeasance.

I had written countless letters to the Malaysian A.-G, Chief Judge of High Court of Malaya, copies to President & Secretary of Malaysian Bar Council and to this day I have not received any response. Here is a Judge of the Highest Court of Malaysia who does not KNOW THAT SHE WAS IN FACT COMMITTING SEVERAL CRIMINAL OFFENCES WHILE PERFORMING HER JUDICIAL DUTIES. I have invited the Malaysian A,G, and all those mentioned above to come to Australia to obtain my EXTRADITION FOR SEDITION so why have they failed to clear the name of Judge Zainon binti Mohd. Ali ? Why bother for the Malaysian Government to spend several millions of Ringgit to hold a bullshit Royal commission when criminal behaviour of Judge Zainon Binti Mohd. Ali is all there to READY FOR PROSECUTION.

What is this fellow Khairy Jamaluddin going to do about a REAL CASE and not one that is hot air. I invite the Malaysian Government to come to Australia to get my EXTRADITION.